They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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