i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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