We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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