Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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