Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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