Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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