i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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