girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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