pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
