what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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