We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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