you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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