im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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