I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Randomize
