So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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