The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
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I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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