I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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