great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Found your dick twin last night
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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