Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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