Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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