it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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