i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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