I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So much rum. So many feels.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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