I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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