So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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