so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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