I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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