Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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