Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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