I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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