drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Dick very happy bro
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