Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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