I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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