stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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