Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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