My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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