plz talk dirty to me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
