they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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