idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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