absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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