from now on my penis is your penis
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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