Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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