Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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