hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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