was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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