Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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