I'm drive I can fine osifer
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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