How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Randomize
