Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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