You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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