i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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