look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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