How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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