Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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