Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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