O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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