I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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