So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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