I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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