Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
